Do vagina's smell?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
