im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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