This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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