Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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