the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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