Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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