Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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