OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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