As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
He has the fingertips of a God
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