She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So squirting runs in the family.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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