I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I've blown a few things in my day
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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