absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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