was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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