The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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