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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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