If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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