So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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