Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Houston, we have a squirter
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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