I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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