She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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