Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
