Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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