Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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