Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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