Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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