what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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