Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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