glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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