We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
