There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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