Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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