She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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