she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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