I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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