After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
