its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
The ass gains better be worth it
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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