Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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