Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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