I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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