Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
