He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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