I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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