Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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