At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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