I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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