I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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