He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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