Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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