I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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