I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
