How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
it was like eating out sand paper
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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