I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
