dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
do nipples grow back?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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