Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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