Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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