I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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