My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
